After the treetop-walk, we sat down to eat at a picnic table nestled in a shady grove. Andrea's Belgian boyfriend (Mathieu) began to feed a particularly brave bird with a puffy yellow chest and black eyes. He marveled at how cute it was and ignored my declaration of it as a soulless, flying stomach. A moment later, there was a rustling in the bushes and a large male bush turkey burst out; his yellow wattle flapped with each step as he hopped onto the table and advanced towards our sandwiches. Now, Andrea is no fan of birds and she explained this to the turkey by standing on her bench and screaming at it while Mathieu and I waved and kicked it away. We were distracted with this persistent fellow when Andrea screamed again and pointed to the trees. 10 more birds sat watching the scene with their inky, hungry eyes. Just as I assured her the birds were harmless (and the male bush turkey made a frantic charge at a female who was trying to get in on the action) another yellow bird dove out of the trees and swooped down at Andrea, missing her head by inches. It was at this point that my lovely roommate made the calm and sensible decision to shriek and run for a more distant table; Mathieu and I gathered the picnic and followed after her, laughing. Within seconds of arriving at the new table, our bird-ish entorage was back. We all decide that eating in the car would be the wisest move and packed up once more. Refusing to be rattled by the birds, I kept the Doritos with me and stuffed one in my mouth as we began walking. Suddenly the world was a blur of yellow! The same bird that had swooped at Andrea was flying straight at my face trying to snag the Dorito from my mouth! Claws + beak + my face = increased motivation. I turned away from the bird and quickly ate the chip, then we all ran back to the rental car and finished lunch there.
The sun set was lovely and everything around me was beautiful...but the thing that struck me most was that Byron Bay was the closest I had been to home in 4 months! I must admit I have grown homesick for the States: family, friends, accents, food, I even miss the US's more familiar form of bureacracy! Such a sucker, really. But! I'm flying home on October 1st...so not much longer to go at all.
*If I look grumpy in this photo it's because I had to climb all those quaint stairs to get there!

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